What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a henway?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?