What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?