Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which is the worst season?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?