How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which subject has two parts?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the confused bee say?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the stair machines call each other?