Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do amoebas make calls?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What animal has the most fun?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?