What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?