What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?