What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do golfers hate cake?