What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Who is God's favorite superhero?