What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
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What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?