What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the foal cough?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?