How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
What bird is always sad?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?