What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What fish only swims at night?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?