What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the cat so small?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What season begins with a thud?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?