What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did summer say to spring?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a robot's favorite snack?