What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How do you make a cow float?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?