What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?