What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Board Game With A Twist
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do bees gossip?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do bears keep cool?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?