What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
When should you start writing a book?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?