What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?