Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?