What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What food is a man's best friend?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the pig go to the casino?