What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do polar bears vote?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's the loudest sport?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?