What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?