What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?