Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which fly makes films?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?