What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What says: oom oom oom?