Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Eh, never mind. It really stinks.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What nationality are most fish?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?