Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a cow's dream job?
If you need help building an ark...
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?