Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which former US President was always cold?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What fairy loves to count?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the cloud date the fog?