Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a silly hill?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What sweet treat never panics?