Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?