What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Families are like fudge.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?