What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which bug is related to you?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?