Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do bees get to school?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who invented fractions?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What game do bats excel at?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?