What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?