What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What dog never pays attention in class?