Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do diners never serve lobster?