Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?