What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
If you need help building an ark...
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?