What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What happens when grass goes out of town?