Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Which state is the cleanest?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are bakers also often hippies?