Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How long will dinner be?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What animal floats best?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?