Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?