Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?