How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of music do planets like?
What color are all the books in the library?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?