Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a rabbit barber?