What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What season begins with a thud?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?