What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's black and white and red all over?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?