What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?